J. U.r.s.u.l.a Q.u.i.l.l.e.n (thatursula) wrote,
J. U.r.s.u.l.a Q.u.i.l.l.e.n
thatursula

  • Music:

300: My Big Fat Greek* Ass-Whoopin'

I'd never heard of 300 until I saw gamelyn's post about itSuch a pretty trailer.  Every post I've seen about it has been enthusiatic, so I was stoked to see this movie.  We finally saw it tonight.  So much yummy buff eye candy.  :::drool::::  Beautiful cinematography.  However.... in all honesty we pretty much groaned, giggled or cringed through the whole thing.  Ridiculous odds, tons of blood and gore (well, duh), glory speech after glory speech.....

"Tonight!  We dine!  In HELL!"

"Uh, didn't we dine in Hell last night?"
"I thought we dined in Hell
last week."
"Hey - a
re we dining in Hell again?"

Edna Mode would've had a fit about the cloaks during the battle scenes.  And sure.... eleventy-billion Persion soldiers are gonna hang back while 300 Spartans take a break to (literally) build a wall of Persian dead.  And don't get me started about the "portable" throne....  I'm not saying don't see the movie.  I'm just sayin' it made me giggle.

(* OK Spartan ass-whoopin')


Tags: humour, movies, original
Subscribe

  • Frightening Mexican chicks since 2017

    Actual text from Gavin: Gavin: In other news …. My extremely traditional Catholic Mexican girlfriend thinks you’re a witch and that I…

  • My brother the comedian

    My brother did the Elf on a Shelf thing with my 5-year-old niece, because like him at that age, she's a little hellraiser. When they put it away…

  • Complete lack of movement

    Pining for the fjords...check....prefer kipping on my back....check. ... lovely plumage ... check .... complete lack of movement .... check ...…

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic
    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 8 comments